Stop Breathing and Save the Planet

No really, it is the best thing for the entire world. Everyone will be much happier if you and all your friends stopped breathing. Well Breath Less would be better. Just take less breaths and the environment will be saved. Carbon Dioxide will not spread through out the world, and global warming will ebb.
In other news. Fat people make less problems for the environment. If they are breathing less, -hence the insult of "mouth breather"- then the world is saved because of them. Think about it. All that exercise just makes you breath harder. So stop it right now. We should all raise our goblets to those amazing obese people of the world. They will save us all.