Family Guy Clips
The NGA one is the funniest. I guess I should place a warning on the links though. It looks like one is not safe. I have not clicked on it. But don't want to either.
Very likely very few people will ever see this blog. Even so, hello people of this world, who, are obviosly not reading this. I wish to thank you for not reading my blog. I had every desire to let my wit show in some nameless blog with the thousands of blogs out there. Someday I will be bg enough to pretend that I am Emo (phillips) and do something terrible. But for now, life is quite nice. Now go back to your wrist cutting you freaking Emo weirdos.
The NGA one is the funniest. I guess I should place a warning on the links though. It looks like one is not safe. I have not clicked on it. But don't want to either.
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Put in the stuff you want and see what you get.
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Labels: Blogs, Internet, Technology
I guess today there will be an attempt to fill my front pafe with only stuff I posted today.
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Labels: Comedy, Microsoft, Technology
I have this map. A beautifully done map, with the feeling that someone lives there. I may never get to tour the actual building, but I will know how to maneuver around it. I also know the place to put the TV.
Really this is a great idea for architecture. Mapping was what introduced me to how fun it is. With the level editor, I can walk throuhg a building of my making and see how it really feels. Then add what materials it should have. Very good idea really.
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And what do I do? I add 10 more links. What the heck! I have not even used Stumble yet!!
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Listen to Sonic Youth while brushing your teeth. No not by ordinary means. By way of your teeth.
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Yes, perfect padded bums! Say that Three times fast, now don't get slapped.
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If you have eaten some of the authentic foods...
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Labels: Asian Culutre, Comedy, Food
They strapped a camera on a rocket and let it go.
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Place them in the Screen Saver folder -this is if you have windows- and voila. Really though I have no use for them.
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In case you don't want people to know what porn you where looking at.
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The future never makes sense. No flying cars, but you can send letters and info to total strangers at super speeds. No houses on Mars, but the houses do contract and move like living creatures.
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Pixel Art is amazing. But when you see stuff like this. You begin to realize that it is becoming an art form unto itself. And a highly profitable one at that.
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Proof to us that they have been trying to make Rap cool for white kids for a very long time.
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NERD!!!
Well really I will probably be getting it at school. At an affordable price of $25. And it will be legal. Something good is finally happening.
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The really weird part is I already guess all the moves. Jackie Chan movies do that to you.
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Here is her You Tube account. Apparently its videos of a 16 year old Girl that is not. It seems to have been recieving a ton of info and speculation. Some have guessed that this is some kind of hoax. I mean really, popular videos that do not involve porn.
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The infamous Fran Mirabella III shows us how the Wii plays. Both the Good and Bad is seen. Nice idea really.
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Something about Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins is assigned to the red light district in a 3rd world country. Songs and dance soon end when she realizes these children need more then A Spoon Full of Medicine. As she works to regain all that was lost, she realizes what goodness and cruelty truly are.
The Spy Who Knew To Much Ado About Nothing
A man sneaks into a town to find his lost lover. Her daughter is there for revenge.
What no one else knows is that he works for the CIA.
Night of the Living Dead Man Walking
Assigned to death, a man discovers that most of the men with him died long ago.
All the President's Men in Black
The President has been cloned. The Secret Service must now find the real one and save the day. With out anyone knowing what is really happening.
Shall We Dance With Wolves?
A Civil War hero is sent to the Navajo Rez. There he teaches the navajos about ballroom dancing. His love interest has a secret. She is a skinwalker, the wolf that follows him.
Dirty Harry Potter
A young boy is assigned to a school of witchcraft in the US. He soon realizes that the head of the school works for He Who Must Not Be Named. The only choice is to find out who is what, and take on the school with a bloody revenge.
My Best Friend's Four Weddings and a Funeral
Isn't this the same movie?
Many more are on the link. I will update when I can. If you have any ideas for a story, or a new movie name. Email me or something.
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This makes my future job look so cool. The big thing to notice is that the y freezed some of the cars during pans. They where just floating in mid-air while the pan was happening. The other is that Clipping for the cars was not active. Because of this one car could become a Thousand. It also helped with the physics not having to worry about running into each other.
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Labels: Cool Videos, Machinima, Modelist
Will this show up on the next game as a "Special Feature"?
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How many movies have these cliches? I don't know, but I know how many show up in Movie marathons. I also know how many people actually care.
Lets all sing it together.
"If you divide something by Zero
It ends up being zero."
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I should put a warning here. These are reasons why we are doomed. So there is reference to how bad people have gotten. If there is alink. It will lead to a reason why We Are Doomed. Although Teddy Bears are scary, the Girls Gone Wild videos are a better reason.
Speaking of which I should add Teddy Bears.
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So far I have found a Kennedy, An Alex Trebek look-a-like, and a guy from Law and Order. Is it actually that guy, I have no idea. But he originally supported the 2003 Iraq Invasion. Since the election is for the Liberal Party, he has to backpedal.
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You probably thought I meant something like this. Too bad Mars does not have a good enough atmosphere to make up any of the dustorms seen.
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As you can see I have updated my blog a little bit. I hope you find every thing nice and good looking.
I even have labels. Wiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have no official hatred for the Republicans. -Except for the time I got a merit badge by listening to a guy complain for an hour about Bill Clinton.- But it puts a shadow over this theory. We shall see if it is true anyway.
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I like a good conspiracy theory. The problem with the majority is that they can be proven false pretty quickly. Or show that the person with the theory is just trying to gain some kind of political power.
This on the other hand is an attempt to look at Katrina from another angle. And with it comes the theory.
I still remember when Melina and Alicia had the conversation about Katrina. Truthfully it was more of Alicia giving her opinion. But it made me wonder why the News wasn't reporting other angles.
I figured out the first part pretty fast. Nathan told me about the racism still in the South. This would be a great opprotunity to talk about it, even if it had nothing to do with New Orleans.
The Second part is finally starting to come out. Lets see where it goes.
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Eric Snider is one of the first members of the Garren's Comedy Troupe. I have there CD and am a big fan. The big reason for me to go to BYU was to see the Comedy. Ever Since I found out that they disbanded I have had no desire to be at BYU. Ok the thought of BYU has crossed my mind, but with it comes a deep fear that I would not be able to buy Dr.Pepper.
Anyway, the articles I have read are funny, and give a great perspective of Mormon life. Both inside of Utah and Out. I highly recomend reading it. Since he has over 5 years of articles, it will take a while to read all of this.
In other news, I might be updating my Blog so that it has some better index features. So it might be down for a few minutes or something. Just wanted you to know.
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Why hasn't this happened earlier
I mean, with all the angry people out there. And the fact that this joke is old. How is it, that this is the first time it has happened.
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May the Schwarts be with you
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As a film major I will be dealing directly with this. I have seen several films about it. So reading an opinion that says other wise is kind of nice.
From the political point of view, I wish to quote Elder Morehead my greeny breaker, " It seems that it doesn't which side they are on. They will spend all there time complaining about the other side, to the point that they can't get anything done. They are unable to compliment or show kindness."
I had been complaining about a politician. he shut me up pretty fast. And I soon realized that the use of anger was an amazing trick. And that I had fallen for it.
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Don't Download This Song - Weird Al Yankovic
For this very reason, I have not heard any new songs in a long time.
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Metal wolf chaos (メタルウルフカオス) - Digest movie
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| This short by Neill Blomkamp depicts a fictional world where extraterrestrials have become refugees in South Africa. Producers: Neill Blomkamp, Simon Hansen, Sharlto Copley, Shannon Worley. Oh yeah, this guy will end up directing the Halo Movie. | |
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The best idea with these videos would be to get them full screen. This means that you click on the screen -not the play button- and go to the you-tube site. From there press on the video button on the right. It should make the video full screen. Also get ready for graininess. But great video.
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When I saw a book about Programming Sudoku games, I realized that Sudoku will be gone in a few months.
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By the looks of it, the game makers are getting pretty close. But it would still look cool.
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I will download this and try it out soon.
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This seems like an interesting game. The Media decides on how much money you recieve. It is based on the idea that the War on Terror is a Media War. What ever the Media says shows the victor. I think the demo might be out, so it is one for me to try out.
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Another reason to like the Wii even more.
Actually I am a big fan of Carcason. The problem is that my friends play Catan so much that I don't get to hang out with them as much. I have played the game. It just wasn't fun for me.
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An item I have not had, but it looks pretty good.
Keep in mind I consider Live Octopus and Challah tasty. Though not together. Challah with Dulce De Leche is divine.
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The post I am linking to has a lot about it. Though I thought there was a dreamcast version. Needless to say the game is built to make fun of the life we will all have in the future.
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It is the second to last picture. The man has a sword named Wii.
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Yes that is a good list. But it feels a little heavy for certain games, but not for others. I like the addition of Soma. Where is Mega Man and Sephiroth?
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Link VS Sephiroth
Makes me want to play that kind of game.
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The Top Ten Mario Videos.
Really Parkour and Mary are so similar that It would be difficult to make a game for parkour with out having the feel of mario in it. Maybe he should be a secret character.
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Tony Hawk Pro Skater is one of my favorite series. I am finishing up all the cheats on American S8land. It is much better then the major console versions. The reason for this is the comedy they allow the characters. Realism takes away the cartoon.
There is a level where you skate down a Mayan temple . Why should it not look like this.
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| Yeah, its dumb. Thats the idea. The XBox is correctly sized though. It is inside of a PS3 | |
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See it is really odd to me that there are now fans of them. I don't think they realize all that the idea of "Brown Shirt" means.
When the fans speak they mean this. But I hear something else.
The truth about the show it that it is much like that. It has all of the heros and such, but I wonder what will happen once everything breaks up. Will this make it better?
The movie sort of doesn't give a lot of answers to questions I have. One of which is this, "Why did the director make 17 year old who has been abused completely, into a sex symbol?" Another is, "How are they doing things under the table, when they can communicate with some one several light years away?"
I like how they dodged the Alien Cultures thought. They just had Earth cultures.
Guns still worked quite well in the movie, kind of a nice touch. But why did it all look similar to our own. If the Reevers are so aggresive, how are they able to get along with each other? Let alone pilot ships? Just a lot of questions.
I liked the movie itself. The story is very cliched. At one point I was waiting for a certain character to die. And he did. I was surprised that Jane lived though.
I expected the girl to show off how powerfull she was on the reevers. And boy did she. Frankly I was hoping that she and the Assasin would go one on one. But the Captain and the Assasin was just as expected.
The entire Universe story sort of falls flat when you realize that the only way for people to leave Earth and reform other planets, would have saved Earth as well.
I guess what I am trying to say is that, if you like these kind of movies, you will enjoy this one. But I think it is time we found some new cliches. And a lot more thought.
As just an odd note. I found it sort of funny that after seeing the movie, we all spoke about Nazism use of symbols. And yet not catch on to Brown Shirts.
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I tried looking up Martin Hanford. But got Lockheed Martin: Hanford. So the search for the author is even tougher.
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I dislike some of the comments in it. But the pictures are pretty nice. One picture shows what seems to be a girl trying to fix a wedgie.
The guns are very nice. And it seems they are all Israelis.
Not exactly a tact full way to post it. But they are nice pictures with out the bad thoughts as well. Brave strong women who are fighting. Sort of changes the spectrum doesn't it.
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From what I understand, this guy is really big in Japan. He is trying to make it into America. So he made this film. I want a Ninja that can mow lawns.
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Zach Galifianakis on physical comedy.
One of my favorite comedians does a great bit.
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Brian Posehn - Metal By Numbers
The F word might pop up. But then again, it shows up in metal at the point anyway.
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Simpsons Movie Animatic 2
Go Maggie!!!
I always figured she was a hitman. And Bart was somehow in on it.
Lisa on the other hand is posesed by her future 30 year old self. Who didn't realize that no one listens to a little girl.
And Marge is on the chase of the notorious Hitman squad, Pacifier face and El Barto.
As just an added note, The process of animatic really does help out. I am working on something like this my self. Er for another movie. With less money. And less talent.
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The girl from Wonder Years is a babe. I mean, smart and good looking, and can act. I am suddenly thinking about moving to LA. :)
Seriosly though, Stephanie was my boy hood cruch -besides Alice in Wonderland (Blondes?)- She was just cute. She is now married.
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Futurama - Raiders of the Lost Arcade
Yeah, I hated that last one as well.
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The Wilhelm Scream Compilation
George Lucas likes that scream way to much.
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The Nintendo Difference
The majority of the games listed came out.
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Koopa Force
Fan made video. The Accents are interesting. The video is a bit interesting. And Princess Peach is ugly.
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I have two links here.
The first is for an article -be careful, I think he is from Sedona- is about why the Megapixel does not work.
The second is a site about Backyard Artillery. Such things as the Rubber Band Gattling gun. They better have instructions on how to build your own. I would make one.
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His favorite film critics.
While searching for this I found this article, for a book. It is so weird to see some of that writing in English. I know what it says, but it doesn't sound the same in my mind. And yes, it is customary to be kissed, even passionately, by a friend. I am going to look for this book.
Oh and for added measure, This is one of my favorites.
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100 Peoples Play Basketball(Funny)
This would be awsome to play in. And I hate being in crowds.
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| Dark Side of the Moon synchronized with The Wizard of Oz. Life is good. | |
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With a special appearence by Star Wars and Lara Croft.
The Link and Zelda characters are amazing.
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I would have written it in French -The site sure is- but I can't remember how to say paper in French.
A cool looking game where you play a peice of paper come alive.
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I guess a writer for the Tonight Show sent a neighbor to the Air Guitar Championship. It seems to not be on the link just yet. But it should be soon. Mrs. Guttman looks just like my Great Grandmother Weimar who recently passed away a year ago. The fun part was that she acted very similarly. As if she was in charge and no one else was. She informed everyone they where stupid. And she told all the guitarists that they needed lives.
I am suddenly a fan of Mrs. Guttman.
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And by the looks of it, you can play these levels on your own.
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I should point out that Duck Hunt 2 would be awsome.
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I can see the "Helen Will You Marry Me" pool now. In 3 years they may be able to play pong. 3 years after that they might make an extreme version of water polo.
"The Dragon has been Launched! The Dragon has been Launched!"
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They now how people there just for model rigging.
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It seems to happen every 5 years. The best part of this article is the audio commentary.
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An interesting point of view. The author gives the story of sitting with several international groups. Each claimed hatred toward America. He was with them until he heard 1967. As in, they have been hating America because of something that happened 40 years ago. Kind of creepy.
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In this article it says that Dracula was well known to hunt vampires.
One of his grandsons marries into German nobility and becomes my ancestor. Weird no.
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