Sunday, April 30, 2006

To give you an idea on how obsessed Nintendo fans are.

Oh yeah, I signed up for MySpace. But I really won't be doing anything with it. I use it to check out my friends posts on it. What is an Extended Network? I noticed a few of my friends are listing this in big bolg letters. I am in there Extended Network. I would be very happy to know how I got there. How can I view this Extended Network? Will there be some kind of surprise for me.

Why should I be wearing purple? What is Ask Ninja .com?

Brother just pointed out that some girl has been watching me during church. I can't tell if he is joking or not. So to this nice girl -who seems to be stalking me- Hello!

Also this This This And This

I wish to point out the artistry in these costumes. I should warn you that they are based on Anime characters. So be prepared.

I decided to go to the website of the girl who designed and wore the clothing. The sites name is presented at the end of the video. I check it out. Every thing is fine until I see the advertisement. Turns out she is a porn star for another website. The Cos-Play site is fine. But it becomes obvious that there is a trick. For this reason I have taken down the link to her site. Very unfortunate. Sorry.

On further looking at the site. I decided that it would be best if I decided to strike the video link as well. The video is just as much a trick to get people to check out the cos-play-porn site. This is bad. Both that such a thing exists, and that it a part of art is now gone.

It is really odd these days. I might start looking for something, I fully understand if there is a bad site about it. And I don't find a thing. Then I look up Cos-Play and find it. I guess they thought the French Maid was getting old. If you have ever been to France, you would agree. If you knock on the wrong door, you might get an old woman dressed in nothing, answering the door. This image will be burned into your mind forever.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

I stand corrected it was the TurboGrafx-16


It had Keith Courage and Bonks Adventure. Most who played it will remember the Adventures of Ys series.
These game will be playable on the new Wii system.
Oh yeah
DreamCast was a great name too. I still play it. Looking for Crazy Taxi 1 and 2 at the moment. And 2 more controllers for some Power Stone Action. If this can be playable on the Wii. I will be quite happy.

There are very few fans like Nintendo fans. Other systems will be supported, but its a relative like. Nintendo fans try to get autographs from the companies movers and shakers.
So when the name Wii came out, the videogame part of the internet nearly crashed. Nintendo has released information on it.

The thing is, look at the majority of system names. Gamecube, XBox -Halo anyone?- Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, Turbo Graphic 16, Pc Drive 6800 -released in Japan-, and the list continues. The truth is the name is not any better then the GameGear or the VirtualBoy. Then lets look at other electronic items, Vaio, Sony, heck Microsoft, My graphics card is the ATI x800 All-in-Wonder, The GForce 4. The names for companies don't have it any better Valve, Steam, Nibris, Rock Bottom Remainders, Retro, Rare, Silicon Knights, Midway, Electronic Arts. The name thing is fairly relative. There was also a backlash for XBox 360 or Playstation 3.

The name itself is cool. Keep in mind I like linguistics, and making a word that can mean something fun in several languages would be difficult. Taking the double ii from Japanese and including it with an onomonatapea -does this sound right?- of fun Weeee!!!!!. I also realized that ! looks like i when I wrote it together.

The funny part is that most of the negative reactions have been in the idea that Wii means a phallis -I use this word so as not to cause giggling- and that it must be brought up in that light a lot. What has not occured to these naysayers is this; if it is viewed in such a phallic way, what happens when you don't have a Wii?

The very same day I read the announcement I did something. I finally bought a Nintendo DS. I spent a lot of money, got three games -Anyone know a cheatcode to get Velma?- and am now quite busy enjoying the games. I will probably enjoy these games for quite some time. Brain Age really does have the best version of Sudoku. And I can finnally play more Castlevania games.

This all was decided because I realized how much I enjoyed just playing games. Fun games, games that explore my mind. And the best part about most of these is that I can put them down -sort of- and do something else important, like write in a blog about myself.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Lawgle- A internet search site for American laws. Somebody really should get a site up like this, only for all nations and states. That way a full check can be made. A Lawgle would be so cool.

It seems that the new Nintendo System will now be called Wii. Let me reitirate, the system will now be called Wii. There have been those with a negative reaction over this. Well live with it. You aint seeing no ghost.

None of the pictures I have found can be explained. No really, there is nothing I could say to explain them. They explain themselves.
So Pull up a Chair and watch.

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Like I said, no explanation. They are what they are. Which luckily also fall under the "Pretty Cool" guidlines.

I did find some other cool stuff. This one is pretty big in the videogame department. Like the article said a woman writes about the bad conditions her fiance was under. Because of this, a lot of moving and shaking has been happening.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

I found this great article.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Was just going through the few Webcomics I search through.

I kind of get a laugh at the forums with political motives. So much flaming.

This idea was a cool one. The other users accused a flaming member of Pedophilia. For every accusation he brought to the table they said they might have found evidence. He quit. It is pretty amazing.

Wether I agree with the politics on either side or not. The idea is pretty cool.

I got this email from Nintendo. The Title of the Email was
New Super Mario Bros. Movie Revealed

If you read that, what would you be thinking? I was thinking about an actual in the theatres movie. And maybe some cool cartoony feel to it.

Instead I get this.

Its made by people who speak English, they should catch on.

I am coming up with a cool idea. Rather then just talk about the shows I am watching, I should find the first episode of each, and release them on my blog. This way the shows get some advertising. Just an idea.

A cool idea. Make games using Google Maps. They mention risk. That would be awsome.


Joystic is working on a definitive list of games being made for the Nintendo Revolution. It seems that a lot of videogame journalists are looking forward to this system.

I am figuring out some of the vernacular for Modelism.
First up is Predictive Equations, this means that the person judges all the information and can create an equation on what will happen. For instance, a Goomba sees an enemie and attacks.
The equations I will be working with a lot more is Interpretive Equations, these equations are much more object oriented. Mario sees a Goomba, this is not as predictive. Mario has many options on how to deal with the Goomba. Because I can't predict what Mario will do, I can only write what happend. I would record everything that happened, and then try to include them all within an equation.
The equations that describe what happened are pulled from several Basic equations. In programming we call these Functions. We already know that this might happen so an equation is already prepared for this part. The jumping equation, the sneak equation, the punch equation. And then what Mario actually does is placed in the Interpretive equation.
There is also a Commanditive Equation, something in this realm will happen and always will happen. A leaf falls down, so you don't need to prepare an equation on the leafs upward journey. You can prepare a set of equations on the reaction to wind, and there for a traveling upward. In the end the leaf will touch the ground at some time.
A Reactionary Equation is for a reaction to an even. The movie Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers did this. They took several basic reactionary equations, applied them to several thousand CGI characters and let them loose. Because of this the screeen was filled with battle, and the filmers did not have to place commands for each character.

The next phrase is A Real World Model, where you take actual objects and attempt to predict how they will react. This can be applied to people, the show Survivor can be used. A group of people are placed in a situation and have certain rules, they must now deal with the situation. The Shows producers predicted that it would be about surviving and the people who couldn't last would be voted off the island. Instead it became a game of wills over who would win.
I would like to make several Real World Models of social ideals. For isntance a dictatorship, and a socialist society. Although the show being recorded would seem like entertainment, the reality is that they are being observed and interprestted by scientists. Entertainment and Science can work together.
The Computer Model is used pretty much how it sounds.

The end result is the observation and interpretation of complex events and situations.

I have an example of this is pretty easy. While working with this program (Download the song). I discovered that I could block the falling sand with particles. Using another version I discovered that sand travelling upwards can block the sand from hitting a specific spot. The hypothosis is that if I was able to aim the sand to hit itself at an angle, it would block itself and fall down a different area. After figuring out how to do this with a new program, I would then go into a 3 Dimensional sand game and attempt to test this. After a certain point I would then attempt to copy off my findings in a small Real World Model. If I get that to work, I would attempt to create a Full World System that blocks rain with jetting water. A nice resterraunt or something would be beneath. The tests for Wind and hail have already been made by the time the Full World System is created.

The end resault would be a couple nice games and a cool resteraunt. The scientific realm would have some interesting equations, and the movie industry can use the same programs to create better particle effects.

I have some examples of Modelism being used. The animations you see have basic commands, but the reactions are entirely Real Time. Lucas Arts and Industrial Light and Magic have been merging into a single company. The idea is that using the videogame and movie effects together will make a better film and game. The idea of a single computer model for both movie and videogame is a goal for me within modelism.

Lets get something quite straight. Modelism is not a religion. I just see that a lot of people are in need of something like this, or they are working toward it. I have just named it and am trying to build up the idea. My ultimate goal is to make a film and videogame using the same team and model. The info for the model will help Science and I get paid enough to take care of a wife and kids. Thats my goal, I have no predictive statement for this. Though it would be nice.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

These links have nothing to do with each other.

The Hip Hop Hoodios are a Jewish Hispanic Rap Group. I am a fan of them.

For a more cultured conversation. The Electronic Entertainment Expo(E3) -the biggest videogame conference out there- has banned the use of Woman dressed in little clothing. Some people are rebelling against this. They think that there should be 'Booth Babes'. Others have figured out a new tactic. Have a for girls team show off a videogame. Go ahead, think about it.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Lets try something just as weird

Enough serious talk, Lets PARTY!!

Update:

Holy Crap! I can show that video!

Speaking of Classic Works. The infamous Call of Cthulhu is here. I must say that, it is not as scary as others have said.

Though a lot of people seem to enjoy referencing it.

This includes Bungie. The makers of Halo. I understand that they have rereleased some of there games. I can't find them at the momen. When I do, I will post it.




MC Escher would be so proud.

I love Zelda. This site was just reinstated. It was originally for a game made 7 years ago. Just a fan blog for Zelda.

At this moment, the Nintendo DS seems to be making the funnest games. The creators find so many cool ideas.

If I had the money, I would get this for the Leth Child. I wish there was one build for me. Only the cameras are aimed differently. I would live in my pod, and destroy worlds.

This idea, is something I have been waiting for. Most bath tubs are not built for 6 Foot 3 Inch 250 Pound people. Most especially if that is a healthy weight for me to have.
"Come on Lardo, time to go on a diet."
"I did go on a diet, and an excercise regime. I gained weight."
More muscle during that time. I excercise a lot, it is pretty easy. I am a pacer. I pace for several miles every day. My mind travels much farther then I do.

Anyway, I would love to sit in a bathtub and not decide what needs to be wet. Most tubs are built for people half my size. In highschoool, I would buy the biggest shorts I could find. They would look like Short Shorts on me. My friends understood. When I moved to Phoenix I discovered the Big and Tall store. I love that place. I actually hugged people in it. At no point did it seem like I was about to crush a mere mortal. No, it was the hug of equals.
I go to basketball games just to feel short.

In my hometown in Idaho, I was the biggest kid in my highschool. I was in Junior High.

So yeah, I want that bathtub.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Why does IGN need a C++ Engineer? Its a news website. Very interesting.

Just a little Videogame humour. I am trying to calculate how long that fall would be. I already know what part will hit first. He will be Kolo-Limpia for a while.

I want to point out something. Sure Tom Nook might be a bit tricksy, but have you met the girl with no face? She runs when ever you realize its her. I figured she is a spy. Her job is to observe an collect. When she finds out how to properly bomb the place, she leaves.

I could be wrong.