Thursday, August 31, 2006

10,000 Reasons why Earth is Doomed

I should put a warning here. These are reasons why we are doomed. So there is reference to how bad people have gotten. If there is alink. It will lead to a reason why We Are Doomed. Although Teddy Bears are scary, the Girls Gone Wild videos are a better reason.

Speaking of which I should add Teddy Bears.

Canada is having an election

So far I have found a Kennedy, An Alex Trebek look-a-like, and a guy from Law and Order. Is it actually that guy, I have no idea. But he originally supported the 2003 Iraq Invasion. Since the election is for the Liberal Party, he has to backpedal.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Lets Try Some other Conspiracies

You probably thought I meant something like this. Too bad Mars does not have a good enough atmosphere to make up any of the dustorms seen.

Bubble Wrap and Snide Boise

As you can see I have updated my blog a little bit. I hope you find every thing nice and good looking.
I even have labels. Wiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!

The last Article was prmoting Republicanism

I have no official hatred for the Republicans. -Except for the time I got a merit badge by listening to a guy complain for an hour about Bill Clinton.- But it puts a shadow over this theory. We shall see if it is true anyway.

Damming Evidence

I like a good conspiracy theory. The problem with the majority is that they can be proven false pretty quickly. Or show that the person with the theory is just trying to gain some kind of political power.
This on the other hand is an attempt to look at Katrina from another angle. And with it comes the theory.

I still remember when Melina and Alicia had the conversation about Katrina. Truthfully it was more of Alicia giving her opinion. But it made me wonder why the News wasn't reporting other angles.

I figured out the first part pretty fast. Nathan told me about the racism still in the South. This would be a great opprotunity to talk about it, even if it had nothing to do with New Orleans.

The Second part is finally starting to come out. Lets see where it goes.

Snide Remarks is Free Again!!!

Eric Snider is one of the first members of the Garren's Comedy Troupe. I have there CD and am a big fan. The big reason for me to go to BYU was to see the Comedy. Ever Since I found out that they disbanded I have had no desire to be at BYU. Ok the thought of BYU has crossed my mind, but with it comes a deep fear that I would not be able to buy Dr.Pepper.
Anyway, the articles I have read are funny, and give a great perspective of Mormon life. Both inside of Utah and Out. I highly recomend reading it. Since he has over 5 years of articles, it will take a while to read all of this.

In other news, I might be updating my Blog so that it has some better index features. So it might be down for a few minutes or something. Just wanted you to know.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Why hasn't this happened earlier

I mean, with all the angry people out there. And the fact that this joke is old. How is it, that this is the first time it has happened.

I like Star Wars... But not this much

May the Schwarts be with you

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Forget Waldo Find the Truth

As a film major I will be dealing directly with this. I have seen several films about it. So reading an opinion that says other wise is kind of nice.
From the political point of view, I wish to quote Elder Morehead my greeny breaker, " It seems that it doesn't which side they are on. They will spend all there time complaining about the other side, to the point that they can't get anything done. They are unable to compliment or show kindness."

I had been complaining about a politician. he shut me up pretty fast. And I soon realized that the use of anger was an amazing trick. And that I had fallen for it.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Don't Download This Song - Weird Al Yankovic

For this very reason, I have not heard any new songs in a long time.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Metal wolf chaos (メタルウルフカオス) - Digest movie

Alive In Joburg

This short by Neill Blomkamp depicts a fictional world where extraterrestrials have become refugees in South Africa. Producers: Neill Blomkamp, Simon Hansen, Sharlto Copley, Shannon Worley.
Oh yeah, this guy will end up directing the Halo Movie.

Remember how I like Robots

Early Resident Evil 4 videos

The best idea with these videos would be to get them full screen. This means that you click on the screen -not the play button- and go to the you-tube site. From there press on the video button on the right. It should make the video full screen. Also get ready for graininess. But great video.


Based on Pitfall. I can't beat it.

Sonic Flips off Nazis

No really.

Fun Video

Very true ending.


When I saw a book about Programming Sudoku games, I realized that Sudoku will be gone in a few months.

Another Concept Art I wish was In Game

By the looks of it, the game makers are getting pretty close. But it would still look cool.

Joint Task Force Demo

I will download this and try it out soon.

Joint Task Force

This seems like an interesting game. The Media decides on how much money you recieve. It is based on the idea that the War on Terror is a Media War. What ever the Media says shows the victor. I think the demo might be out, so it is one for me to try out.

XBox 360 to Have Settlers of Catan

Another reason to like the Wii even more.
Actually I am a big fan of Carcason. The problem is that my friends play Catan so much that I don't get to hang out with them as much. I have played the game. It just wasn't fun for me.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006


An item I have not had, but it looks pretty good.

Keep in mind I consider Live Octopus and Challah tasty. Though not together. Challah with Dulce De Leche is divine.

The Daily Grind

The post I am linking to has a lot about it. Though I thought there was a dreamcast version. Needless to say the game is built to make fun of the life we will all have in the future.

Note the Phallic Imagery

It is the second to last picture. The man has a sword named Wii.

Fake SMash Bros Roster

Yes that is a good list. But it feels a little heavy for certain games, but not for others. I like the addition of Soma. Where is Mega Man and Sephiroth?

Link VS Sephiroth

Makes me want to play that kind of game.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Mario is being worshipped

The Top Ten Mario Videos.

Really Parkour and Mary are so similar that It would be difficult to make a game for parkour with out having the feel of mario in it. Maybe he should be a secret character.

I wish the game looked like this

Tony Hawk Pro Skater is one of my favorite series. I am finishing up all the cheats on American S8land. It is much better then the major console versions. The reason for this is the comedy they allow the characters. Realism takes away the cartoon.
There is a level where you skate down a Mayan temple . Why should it not look like this.


Yeah, its dumb. Thats the idea.

The XBox is correctly sized though. It is inside of a PS3

Oh yeah

Brown Shirts

See it is really odd to me that there are now fans of them. I don't think they realize all that the idea of "Brown Shirt" means.

When the fans speak they mean this. But I hear something else.

The truth about the show it that it is much like that. It has all of the heros and such, but I wonder what will happen once everything breaks up. Will this make it better?

The movie sort of doesn't give a lot of answers to questions I have. One of which is this, "Why did the director make 17 year old who has been abused completely, into a sex symbol?" Another is, "How are they doing things under the table, when they can communicate with some one several light years away?"
I like how they dodged the Alien Cultures thought. They just had Earth cultures.
Guns still worked quite well in the movie, kind of a nice touch. But why did it all look similar to our own. If the Reevers are so aggresive, how are they able to get along with each other? Let alone pilot ships? Just a lot of questions.

I liked the movie itself. The story is very cliched. At one point I was waiting for a certain character to die. And he did. I was surprised that Jane lived though.
I expected the girl to show off how powerfull she was on the reevers. And boy did she. Frankly I was hoping that she and the Assasin would go one on one. But the Captain and the Assasin was just as expected.

The entire Universe story sort of falls flat when you realize that the only way for people to leave Earth and reform other planets, would have saved Earth as well.
I guess what I am trying to say is that, if you like these kind of movies, you will enjoy this one. But I think it is time we found some new cliches. And a lot more thought.

As just an odd note. I found it sort of funny that after seeing the movie, we all spoke about Nazism use of symbols. And yet not catch on to Brown Shirts.

The Where's Waldo Wiki

I tried looking up Martin Hanford. But got Lockheed Martin: Hanford. So the search for the author is even tougher.

Friday, August 18, 2006

It was Eventual

Homestar weekly I mean wicci.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Cheers to Nintendo

Hey Norm!
I vote Pikmin as Woody.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Women with Large Firearms

I dislike some of the comments in it. But the pictures are pretty nice. One picture shows what seems to be a girl trying to fix a wedgie.
The guns are very nice. And it seems they are all Israelis.

Not exactly a tact full way to post it. But they are nice pictures with out the bad thoughts as well. Brave strong women who are fighting. Sort of changes the spectrum doesn't it.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

A Ninja Baby sitter

From what I understand, this guy is really big in Japan. He is trying to make it into America. So he made this film. I want a Ninja that can mow lawns.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Zach Galifianakis on physical comedy.

One of my favorite comedians does a great bit.

Brian Posehn - Metal By Numbers

The F word might pop up. But then again, it shows up in metal at the point anyway.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Simpsons Movie Animatic 2

Go Maggie!!!
I always figured she was a hitman. And Bart was somehow in on it.
Lisa on the other hand is posesed by her future 30 year old self. Who didn't realize that no one listens to a little girl.
And Marge is on the chase of the notorious Hitman squad, Pacifier face and El Barto.

As just an added note, The process of animatic really does help out. I am working on something like this my self. Er for another movie. With less money. And less talent.

Simpsons Movie Animatic 1

So far so good.

Girl takes pic of herself every day for three years

I had a huge crush on Stephanie

The girl from Wonder Years is a babe. I mean, smart and good looking, and can act. I am suddenly thinking about moving to LA. :)

Seriosly though, Stephanie was my boy hood cruch -besides Alice in Wonderland (Blondes?)- She was just cute. She is now married.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Toys Not For Children

Suicide toys and Nudie Dice.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Futurama - Raiders of the Lost Arcade

Yeah, I hated that last one as well.

The Wilhelm Scream Compilation

George Lucas likes that scream way to much.

The Nintendo Difference

The majority of the games listed came out.

Koopa Force

Fan made video. The Accents are interesting. The video is a bit interesting. And Princess Peach is ugly.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Shooting the Megapixel

I have two links here.

The first is for an article -be careful, I think he is from Sedona- is about why the Megapixel does not work.

The second is a site about Backyard Artillery. Such things as the Rubber Band Gattling gun. They better have instructions on how to build your own. I would make one.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Roger Ebert Recomends

His favorite film critics.

While searching for this I found this article, for a book. It is so weird to see some of that writing in English. I know what it says, but it doesn't sound the same in my mind. And yes, it is customary to be kissed, even passionately, by a friend. I am going to look for this book.

Oh and for added measure, This is one of my favorites.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

100 Peoples Play Basketball(Funny)

This would be awsome to play in. And I hate being in crowds.